Holiday Debauchery Guide V2

Anthony Keo

Whew, what a yr! If 2020 was the yr of unprecedented occasions and grim milestones, 2021 was the yr of “Yep, this feels terrible and unexpected sufficient to be proper on cue.” But right here we’re in December, with shops and social media and automotive commercials telling us it’s the holidays. You’ve acquired family members who need to rejoice, and a few paid vacation time should you’re lucky, and also you would possibly even really feel the urge to be beneficiant—with others, and with your self.

You made it via this yr, and also you deserve slightly debauchery. The Mercury’s acquired you lined.

That would possibly imply having fun with some vacation spirits, getting a pleasant therapeutic massage, or testing out a couple of of the finest new intercourse toys on the market. This information touches on all that and extra. We’ve acquired methods you may have enjoyable with associates, household, important others, and all by your self. We’ve additionally acquired a peek into the darkly hilarious underbelly of vacation indulgence, thanks to a private essay from a Portland intercourse employee about engaged on Christmas Eve throughout the pandemic.

Whatever the holidays seem like this yr, we at the Mercury need to thanks on your readership, and on your financial assist. Consider this information our vacation reward to you.