Here’s an eye-opener for you this morning. “Anyone lacking a duffel bag of intercourse toys?” a consumer of nextdoor.com requested.
Hey, don’t take a look at me.
• Meanwhile, one other resident wrote: “Looking for suggestions for body-sculpting like lowering stomach fats.”
The sender added: “Asking for a good friend.” with a smiley face (Of course!).
• Presidents’ Day has handed. But what a few considerably comparable tribute?
Booted Out of Office Day (see photograph).
I obtained the thought when i noticed a bumper sticker in my neighborhood that mentioned, “Nixon’s the One…Nixon/Agnew….:”
• Sort of an ungainly scenario, what with all of the world information, however wallethub.com, a private finance dot com, has provide you with an inventory of the 20 happiest cities within the U.S. No. 1 in California: Huntington Beach (No. 9).
Long Beach, in case you’re , is No. 60.
Haven’t heard of anybody chanting “We’re No. 60” round this city, nonetheless.
• The financially strapped Queen Mary is simple to make enjoyable of. (A reader as soon as instructed to me that we might eliminate the massive ship by evacuating everybody on board one evening whereas leaving the important thing within the ignition.)
On the opposite hand, throughout World War 2, the QM did carry tens of 1000’s of troops by way of harmful waters. Hitler was so irritated that he supplied a $250,000 reward (lots again then) to anybody who captured or sank the QM. She by no means obtained touched. I kind of suppose she’s entitled to more relaxation after that.
• And lastly with more and more staff being referred to as to obligation at their previous workplace desks, one T-shirt firm supplied a product match for the event (see photograph).
Steve Harvey will be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org and @sharvey9.